"There is a fine line between greatness and sucking, just like being friends and or a fu-k toy" - Coach Fots

WINNING AGAIN - 'BATS BEAT STEELERS - HEF'S GETTING IT DONE - IRWIN NEW TEAM DOC?

WOMBATS WIN AGAIN, BEST FRANCHISE IN SPORTS HISTORY If you look in the record books, the Hoboken Wombats just set an NFL record by winning Super Bowl 50 yesterday. It was the seventh title for the franchise (The most in NFL history) passing the Pittsburgh Steelers who have six. Bob Devlin was flawless throwing for 350 yards and five touchdowns. The Wombats never trailed jumping out to an early 21-0 second quarter lead. The rookie full back Colin Cody added the teams rushing touchdown. This was Hoboken's eighth straight super bowl appearance only losing once (New Orleans Saints) during that span. "Bobby D was on fire, he connected with everything in sight" mentioned coach Fots in the post game press conference. "I'm starting to feel bad for our opposition, it's hard to beat us" added WR Paul Fancy. The Redskins never got back in the game only cutting the lead down to 11 at one point. "We have a difficult challenge next season to repeat, many of our players are getting up there in age and some might think of retirement but we'll wait and see - this group still has some left in the tank yet" mentioned coach Fots. Hoboken is crazy with excitement. A parade is scheduled sometime next week. In the meantime it is time to party and celebrate another championship. WOMBATS BEAT PITT, GOING TO SB 50! The Hoboken Wombats will take on the Washington Redskins in Super Bowl 50 after a stirring 35-28 victory over their arch rivals Pittsburgh Steelers. The Steelers took control of the game with two touchdowns within 13 seconds. A last second touchdown pass and an early third quarter touchdown run put Pittsburgh up 28-7. The comeback culminated with a Colin Cody one yard run with under a minute to go in the game. The Steelers last drive of the game ended when Rance Mulliniks (see youtube video) sacked the quarterback to preserve the victory. It was only the fifth sack of the year by the Wombat defense and it came at the right time. Hoboken will be going for it's seventh superbowl ring on Februrary 1st against the Washington Redskins. NOTES: QB-Bob Devlin threw for 408 yards in the win and was named player of the game. HUGH'S NOT 23? WTF? Rookie Hugh Hefner has been caught. Not in a bad way. Take a glance, if you look at the Wombat roster you will see Hugh listed as being 23 years old and a graduate of Michigan. The fact of the matter is when Hugh hit the field last week for the first time in his career not age gave it away but the trademark sailor's cap. It hasn't been easy for Hef lately. His longtime girlfriend Holly Madison, one of E!'s "The Girls Next Door," are no longer dating. Hefner said he's been "down in the dumps" about the split. However the 82 year old is looking quite spry on the playing field. "His knack for making the big play is uncanny" said coach Fots recently. Hef donning the helmet with the Playboy/Wombat logo (which the NFL is investigating) is taking out his dating issues on the opposition. "I come to play, I will hit you and break you" Hefner told reporters. Hugh's contract is for 3 years making only half a million dollars. When asked why not just retire Hef told us "It's in my blood... bitch...to play ball". Hef plays the game with vigor and ruggedness. However late in the 4th quarter of last weeks game Hef was jumped on by about ten players in trying to recover a fumble he will need an MRI and a CAT scan to see if any ligaments were damaged and he will need to be put on Prilosec to sooth his reflux issues but other than that he should be ready to suit up next week. Just remember Hef is 82 not 23 like the media guide suggests. "I'm shocked" said receiver Steve Largent. "He must use lots of make-up, he looks 23 to me". onmouseover='this.stop()' onmouseout='this.start()'> WOMBATVISION FEATURED PLAYER: BILL "KNUCKLES" DONNER Bill is the only NFL player to teach and play football during a game. After a long court battle he is now allowed to toss books on the football field. Bill's first love is teaching. His second...rasing young Tilapia at his home in Quebec City. "Fish can be a bitch to take care of but I manage" - Bill told ESPN magazine. At age 34 Knuckles Donner continues to be a factor in all major sports. Next year look for him to play ice hockey for the Flying Emus of the IHL. His hero is Mark Bevere. Mr. Donner cheesey poofs, shower caps and mimes. NEW LOGO! The Hoboken Wombats unveiled their new team logo for the 2013-14 Madden season. A blue W - with an interlocking H. I bet this makes you feel warm and fuzzy inside...Wait a second doesn't this logo look a bit like the old NHL's Hartford Whalers logo? Oh no could we be sued? Who cares. At least the media will pay attention to us! Hockey should still be played in CT. Just a statement. NEW ON DVD - AGENT KEN CODY IS BACK Best Movie Since Cabin Boy - Don't buy it, just rent it and you will kind of like it or something like that. Yarkis Zoovey Watch for Yarkis in the weekly "The Zoo Review" A morning radio show coming to WDUH 105.7 FM on Monday morning. Yarkis will review this weeks NFL action along with fashion tips on where to find the right bra. Don't worry Yarkis is all man but his inner love besides breaking heads in football is the soap "Bold and Beautiful" and finding you comfort for your yambags. Also catch Yarkis in the Lifetime movie "Me and Matty Somma" where Yarkis plays a Pimp. FEATURED WOMBATTIE: FANNIE FITZINTITE When you think of cheerleader spirit one word comes to mind it is Fannie. Born in a trailer park in Provo, Spain Fannie always wanted to sell her body in a cheap way. Well her dreams came true this year!...Ms. Fitzintite loves pets and midgets. She currently donates part of her salary to "Runs" an organization that helps people with dooty problems. In bed she likes to dominate, just like the Wombats on the field. REVIEWS ARE IN: "I checked out the site, including Connie - top notch. I looked at the bobbleheads and starting laughing like a hyena" - Bluejeans Stemmler "You guys scare me" - Paul Fancy Make this your everyday stop - Wombat Football, it's catchy like fungus. Klee Irwin Talks About Wombats and his 4 year old by kickmeitalk WOMBATTIES WANT YOU! You too can do it! Be part of the squad! Join Us! Hey Cheerleaders out there...To be a Wombattie you need style, grace, charm, wit, trampability and a D-cup. A friendly but whore-ish look is a plus. That's what it takes. Really though concentrate on the whorish aspect. Too cute doesn't work. That's why our Wombatties use Harlotwhore makeup by Avon - when you have to sell yourself and earn $14 dollars the hard way. For more information on the Wombatties go to: www.tripod.com/gowombats/cheer.html DAN DEHN'S "WHAT WOULD CHEWY DO" "The whole Star Wars fleet is powerful especially Chewbacca - what a wookie! I could see him as a running back or a line backer. All I know is "Chewy" would make a good coach. Chewbacca is a world leader. He can speak in many languages and enjoys boating and bowling with his buddies Luke, Han and even Obi. He would be a welcomed addition to the team. Excuse me while I bust some heads - sometimes it's hard to be a gansta, but if you stay focus you could achieve your goal - boyeeeeeeeee!"

 

2015-16 AFC PLAYOFF RACE TEAM W L T CONF RECORD (DIV)x-WOMBATS 14 2 0 11-1 (DIV)x-Miami 10 6 0 9-3 (DIV) x-San Diego 10 6 0 10-2 (DIV) x-Indianapolis 10 6 0 7-5 (w)x-Pittsburgh 11 5 0 8-4 (w)x-Tennessee 9 7 0 7-5   2016-17 AFC NORTH STANDINGS TEAM W L T HOME ROAD PF PA WOMBATS 0 0 0 0-0 0-0 000 000 Pittsburgh 0 0 0 0-0 0-0 000 000 Cleveland 0 0 0 0-0 0-0 000 000 Baltimore 0 0 0 0-0 0-0 000 000 Wombats Football on WDUH-FM 105.7 HOBOKEN WOMBATS SCHEDULE/RESULTS Date Opponent Time/Results Sep. 11 at San Francisco 4:15 pm Sep. 18 Miami 4:15 pm Sep. 25 at Cleveland 4 pm Oct. 2 St. Louis 4:15 pm Oct. 9 Denver 4:05 pm Oct. 17 at Baltimore 9 pm Oct. 30 Pittsburgh 4:05 pm Nov. 6 at Oakland 4:05 pm Nov. 13 Kansas City 4:15 pm Nov. 21 Arizona 9 pm Nov. 27 at Seattle 4:05 pm Dec. 4 at Pittsburgh 1 pm Dec. 11 at Indianapolis 1 pm Dec. 18 Baltimore 4:15 pm Dec. 28 at San Diego 4:15 pm Jan. 2 Cleveland 9 pm WOMBAT POST-SEASON Jan. 16 (DIV) TBA 8 pm Jan. 23 (CMP) TBA 4:30 pm Feb. 5 (SB) TBA 6:18 pm Hey Fans! *-BYE week 10/24! YEAH!

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1st Quarter
Dolphins vs. The Champs!
Natural Light The offical beer of the Hoboken Wombats
...you know it is watered down piss

2nd Quarter
Get your tickets! seats are selling like a trollop at times square.

3rd Quarter
WOMBATS have won Super Bowl 41,44,45,46,47,49 & 50

4th Quarter
We support New Jersey lottery... and fly fishing

Overtime
Cut a fart, enjoy the mess, ask Klee Irwin - a message from the Ad Council

TEAM STATISTICS 2014-15   PTS YDS RUSH PASS OFFENSE 26.5 (2nd) 341.0 83.3 257.7 DEFENSE 18.5 (7th) 258.4 78.4 180.0 INDIVIDUAL LEADERS 2015-16 PASSING ATT COMP YDS TD/INT B.Devlin 388 185 4065 29/10 B.Donner 3 1 034 0/0 J.DiGiacomo 15 6 139 1/1 RUSHING CAR YDS AVG TD B.Devlin 52 461 8.8 2 C.Cody 125 272 2.1 15 RECEIVING REC YDS AVG TD G.Iorg 63 1893 30.0 11 P.Fancy 58 1251 21.5 10 S.Largent 17 393 23.1 4 DEFENSE TACKLES SACKS INT'S NOTES D.Dildo 53 X X A Good Painter! R.Mulliniks X 2 X "parody in sacking" D.Dildo X X 9 Likes Cheese & Burlap

SARAH PALIN - FAN OF THE MONTH!

Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin loves her sports. From "Hockey Mom" to being a "Maverick" Sarah has one thing that many people have - a love of the Wombat football. The Govenor from Alaska loves to "Drill Baby Drill" and route on her Hoboken squad. She called the Hoboken Wombats - "Alaska's Team". A little known fact that Sarah has the words "Go Wombats" tatooed on her legs. However she is not allowed to enter the Marsupial Bowl because as seen here she always carries a rifle which is not permitted in any stadium. True dedication...The Wombats salute the Govenor and remind you to go out and vote. (Also let's hope Mrs. Palin has a bit of humor too) Second place for FOTM was Libertarian candidate for president Bob Barr. The reason why he was runner up is simple: The main stream media. Barr and all the third party candidates get no media coverage - so going with that theory Mr. Barr finishes runner up. Good luck next month Bob and let's go ' bats!
— Congrats!!! Sarah Palin

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