| # | POS | NAME | YRS PRO | AGE | HGT | WT | COLLEGE | SALARY | RATING |
| 1 | K | Nicole Cody | 14 | 33 | 5'7" | 160 | Rutgers | 2yrs-2.35 million | 92/-1 |
| 3 | P | Thomas Zigray | 14 | 33 | 6'0" | 210 | Nevada | 3yrs-1.45 million | 91/+1 |
| 8 | QB | *Tim Twunt | R | 22 | 6'11" | 160 | Florida | 3yrs-2.50 million | 74/+0 |
| 9 | QB | Bill Donner | 14 | 33 | 6'1" | 215 | Norte Dame | 2yrs-2.50 million | 70/+0 |
| 11 | QB | Bobby Devlin | 14 | 32 | 5'10" | 190 | Massachusetts | 3yrs-13.05 million | 99/+0 |
| 20 | FS | Dookie Dung | 4 | 25 | 6'2" | 213 | USC | 2yrs-2.25 million | 75/-3 |
| 21 | FB | *Chone Clitmann | R | 21 | 5'10" | 225 | Wisconsin | 2yrs-350,000 | 59/+0 |
| 25 | SS | John Olerud | 8 | 29 | 6'5" | 225 | Washington St. | 2yrs-2.20 million | 81/+0 |
| 27 | CB | Douglas Dildo | 14 | 33 | 6'9" | 400 | Auburn | 2yrs-4.20 million | 82/+2 |
| 32 | SS | Harry Fagina Jr. | 11 | 33 | 7'0" | 160 | Culver-Stockton | 2yrs-2.20 million | 81/-1 |
| 34 | CB | Percival Poocee | 1 | 23 | 6'8" | 185 | West Virginia | 4yrs-1.0 million | 70/+4 |
| 35 | CB | Thom "Bagpiper" Price | 5 | 28 | 6'5" | 215 | Baylor | 4yrs-2.50 million | 71/-4 |
| 37 | HB | Shaun Alexander | 5 | 28 | 5'11" | 225 | Alabama | 3yrs-5.45 million | 79/-1 |
| 40 | CB | Yarkis Zoovey | 5 | 26 | 6'11" | 275 | Temple | 3yrs-6.60 million | 91/+1 |
| 41 | HB | Wieslaw Krol | 1 | 22 | 6'2" | 224 | Hawaii | 2yrs-400,000 | 63/-1 |
| 44 | FB | Colin Cody | 1 | 19 | 6'11" | 305 | Duquesne | 3yrs-4.90 million | 99/+0 |
| 46 | FS | Chris Fama | 6 | 30 | 6'2" | 219 | Arizona | 2yrs-2.0 million | 79/+0 |
| 49 | HB | *Dickee Dickstomp | R | 23 | 6'1" | 222 | Ohio State | 3yrs-1.0 million | 71/+0 |
| 50 | ROLB | Daniel Dehn | 14 | 33 | 6'3" | 240 | Maine | 1yr-3.0 million | 78/-2 |
| 51 | LOLB | Erich Krauss | 1 | 22 | 6'0" | 228 | Temple | 2yrs-550,000 | 63/+2 |
| 52 | LOLB | Dick Van Dick | 8 | 30 | 6'6" | 327 | Army | 2yrs-6.05 million | 93/-2 |
| 54 | MLB | *Harry Koch | 2 | 23 | 6'4" | 267 | North Carolina | 2yrs-900,000 | 77/+0 |
| 57 | MLB | Gawee Goldsmith | 4 | 27 | 6'7" | 390 | Wisconsin | 2yrs-2.45 million | 73/-2 |
| 58 | ROLB | Bruno LeBastard | 3 | 25 | 6'10" | 399 | Norte Dame | 4yrs-3.35 million | 80/+0 |
| 59 | MLB | Gapper Stemmler | 14 | 36 | 6'7" | 350 | Lambuth | 1yr-3.55 million | 81/-1 |
| 60 | C | *Jack Hoff | R | 21 | 6'3" | 284 | North Carolina | 3yrs-1.30 million | 75/+0 |
| 61 | LG | Reggie Freeman | 2 | 24 | 6'8" | 325 | Kansas State | 3yrs-3.85 million | 87/+0 |
| 64 | LG | Razz "Big Cat" Razzano | 5 | 28 | 6'5" | 295 | St. John's | 2yrs-1.85 million | 71/-6 |
| 66 | LT | *Mert Menzies | R | 21 | 6'6" | 316 | Kansas | 3yrs-800,000 | 68/+0 |
| 69 | C | Pragnesh Patel | 5 | 27 | 6'4" | 304 | USC | 2yrs-4.65 million | 84/-3 |
| 70 | RG | Lacey Doggie | 14 | 32 | 6'4" | 335 | Wofford | 1yrs-1.85 million | 78/-1 |
| 73 | LT | Kolin K. Kuntstench | 3 | 24 | 6'9" | 389 | Idaho | 4yrs-6.40 million | 93/+1 |
| 74 | LE | Rance Mulliniks | 4 | 24 | 6'7" | 408 | James Madison | 3yrs-4.70 million | 86/-1 |
| 75 | RT | *Ashley Hole | R | 21 | 6'6" | 284 | Buffalo | 2yrs-4.60 million | 84/+0 |
| 76 | RT | Pete "Scooter" Vignuolo | 2 | 25 | 6'7" | 308 | Rutgers | 2yrs-1.35 million | 71/-5 |
| 77 | RE | *Red Douchey | R | 20 | 6'5" | 346 | Simon Frasier | 4yrs-5.60 million | 88/+0 |
| 79 | RG | Clint Toris | 3 | 25 | 6'5" | 320 | John Carroll | 2yrs-1.75 million | 77/+2 |
| 81 | WR | Silky McGowan | 1 | 25 | 6'3" | 193 | Rutgers | 3yrs-1.05 million | 62/-1 |
| 82 | TE | Dickie Ballsze | 1 | 22 | 6'5" | 392 | Florida State | 3yrs-800,000 | 62/+5 |
| 83 | WR | Chad Devlin | 4 | 27 | 6'0" | 192 | Air Force | 2yrs-1.10 million | 52/-1 |
| 85 | WR | Garth Iorg | 14 | 32 | 7'0" | 415 | Duquesne | 2yrs-6.60 million | 89/-1 |
| 86 | WR | Paz Penguin | 8 | 29 | 6'11" | 225 | Princeton | 2yrs-2.90 million | 74/+0 |
| 88 | TE | Paul Fancy | 14 | 32 | 6'2" | 233 | Rutgers | 2yrs-3.95 million | 99/+0 |
| 89 | WR | *Torii Tamponhead | 1 | 21 | 7'0” | 160 | Northwestern | 3yrs-5.05 million | 81/+0 |
| 90 | RE | Hugh Hefner | 1 | 24 | 6'3" | 185 | Michigan | 2yrs-500,000 | 57/-1 |
| 92 | LE | T.T. Testicles | 2 | 25 | 6'7" | 287 | Miss Valley St. | 2yrs-1.15 million | 61/+1 |
| 97 | DT | *Al Gedlowitz | 3 | 25 | 6'4" | 305 | Wagner | 4yrs-3.55 million | 82/+0 |
| 98 | DT | *Phil Laysheo | R | 22 | 6'3" | 305 | Grand Valley St. | 5yrs-1.45 million | 72/+0 |
| 99 | DT | Chris Balint | 2 | 24 | 6'6" | 313 | Rowan | 4yrs-1.50 million | 68/+0 |
*-New Player Added To Roster This Season
When Pete "Scooter" Vignuolo is not on the field, he's in the courtroom defending your rights! It's 1-888-SCOOTER. It's Law-rific! When the Wombats lose a game, it's not really over until the "so-called" loss is sent to court. "I will defend the Wombat, in every game"...."We will take on refs who give us bad calls, and opposing players who cheat - at one place, in the court of law". When it's game time Scooter focuses on victory, taking pride in wearing the blue, grey, black & white....His hobbies in the offseason include: Karate, Badminton, Polo, Tap Dancing, Rock Throwing, Songwriting for John Tesh & Snoop Dogg, Unicycle Riding, Putting Thugs In The Slammer, like Judge Judy and Keeping it real with his homies. In addition "Scooter" is all business, he'll get the job done. He's defended numerous people with success stories. If you are in trouble and need someone to defend your rights, contact the "Scooter Team" because spending time behind bars sucks the big moose....and Scooter will send them there!
The Wombats are outfitted by Tommy Middlefinger.
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